I have not followed superhero comics since the eighties, but recently on a Finnish comic book forum I happened to come across a thread complaining about how superheroines are always posing sexily for the male reader. I was reading Cimiteria at the time and realized that even though the series is partially porn, the heroine hardly ever poses for the "camera", which I found both ironic and satisfying: she's so fucking cool she doesn't need to! And in any case her adventures contain plenty of stuff that's definitely not designed for the male eye, the following "story" being a good example. But before we start, to avoid giggling, please repeat to yourself:IT'S ONLY FUMETTI...
IT'S ONLY FUMETTI...
It's only fumetti...
it's only fumetti...
Ok, here goes. As you all remember, Cimiteria has a hunchback servant/lover called Quasimodo. After a visit to the Bermuda triangle and a subsequent rape by an alien from the planet of homosexuals, the poor little guy gets pregnant. Here are some snapshots from the family album:
Giving birth is a pain in the ass:
It's a boy:
Hey, that's not how you make breast milk:
The kid's name is Robby, by the way, and he can kill people with his gaze, but that's another story. Anyway, I bet those superhero comics look much more healthy and balanced by now ;-)
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